zackisontumblr:

the biggest lie i’ve ever told myself is that i’m going to shower in 5 minutes

(via jessthejester)

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yung-medusa:

valentine’s day

        lentine’s day

                ntine’s day

                        e’s day

                                 ay

                                    ayyyy

                                           ayyyyy vodka

(via colormyhues)

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rnyselfie:

when the waiter asks if you would like dessert and your parents are just like “no thank you, we’re full”

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(via timedoestravell)

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blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via strange-demon)

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